Discussion:
How to troll a telemarketer
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Per
2006-10-15 09:46:12 UTC
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Smee
2006-10-15 19:03:37 UTC
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Post by Per
http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
Brilliant, just brilliant. Beats my schtick by a mile.

Smee
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Steve Leyland
2006-10-17 07:46:50 UTC
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Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: ***@bork.bork "Per"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs

this made I laugh, nice one.
BTW are you still DJing?
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flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Carol Vorderman - We'd all like to take two from your top and put one
up your bottom.
======================================================================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow
Per
2006-10-19 05:02:46 UTC
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Post by Steve Leyland
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
this made I laugh, nice one.
BTW are you still DJing?
Yes.

http://www.myspace.com/djper

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My hair is not red tho. Special effects or something.

Bad Per!!!
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Steve Leyland
2006-10-19 07:39:00 UTC
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Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: ***@bork.bork "Per"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address: ***@bork.bork
:: "Per"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
::
:: this made I laugh, nice one.
:: BTW are you still DJing?
:
: Yes.

good. email me, I hace a pirate radio station....
:
: http://www.myspace.com/djper
:
:
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/91073/church%20pictures/TCP_45978.jpg
:
:
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/82526/church%20pictures/TCP_80228.jpg
: My hair is not red tho. Special effects or something.
:
: Bad Per!!!
:
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/47410/JillRasco//Sanitarium2006_049.jpg
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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Sir Winston
Leonard Spencer Churchill
======================================================================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow
Veronica Karlsson
2006-10-20 10:48:38 UTC
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Post by Steve Leyland
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: "Per"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
:: this made I laugh, nice one.
:: BTW are you still DJing?
: Yes.
good. email me, I hace a pirate radio station....
Where is it? (the web site that is, the url I had leads to nothing)
Post by Steve Leyland
: http://www.myspace.com/djper
: http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/91073/church%20pictures/TCP_45978.jpg
: http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/82526/church%20pictures/TCP_80228.jpg
: My hair is not red tho. Special effects or something.
: Bad Per!!!
: http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/47410/JillRasco//Sanitarium2006_049.jpg
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Steve Leyland
2006-10-21 05:57:43 UTC
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Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: ***@gmail.com
"Veronica Karlsson"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: Steve Leyland wrote:
::
:: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:: able to deliver any clue to the following address: ***@bork.bork
:: "Per"
:: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::
::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::: Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
:::: able to deliver any clue to the following address: ***@bork.bork
:::: "Per"
:::: This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
::::
::::: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
::::
:::: this made I laugh, nice one.
:::: BTW are you still DJing?
:::
::: Yes.
::
:: good. email me, I hace a pirate radio station....
:
: Where is it? (the web site that is, the url I had leads to nothing)

teh authorities got the site nuked. but I can send you some of my shows
if yer interested?
:
:
:::
::: http://www.myspace.com/djper
:::
:::
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/91073/church%20pictures/TCP_45978.jpg
:::
:::
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/82526/church%20pictures/TCP_80228.jpg
::: My hair is not red tho. Special effects or something.
:::
::: Bad Per!!!
:::
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/47410/JillRasco//Sanitarium2006_049.jpg
::
:
:
:::: \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \
::: .. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \
:: .PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \
: _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\
:: _______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Honk if you've slept with Riker.
======================================================================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow
Incantatrix
2006-10-23 18:18:10 UTC
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Post by Per
Post by Steve Leyland
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
this made I laugh, nice one.
BTW are you still DJing?
Yes.
http://www.myspace.com/djper
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/91073/church%20pictures/TCP_45978.jpg
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/82526/church%20pictures/TCP_80228.jpg
My hair is not red tho. Special effects or something.
blood dripping from your skull !
what happened?
Post by Per
Bad Per!!!
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/47410/JillRasco//Sanitarium2006_049.jpg
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wsd40

we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars
wilde
Per
2006-10-27 06:55:05 UTC
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Post by Incantatrix
Post by Per
Post by Steve Leyland
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
this made I laugh, nice one.
BTW are you still DJing?
Yes.
http://www.myspace.com/djper
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/91073/church%20pictures/TCP_45978.jpg
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/82526/church%20pictures/TCP_80228.jpg
My hair is not red tho. Special effects or something.
blood dripping from your skull !
what happened?
Red light. [district]
Post by Incantatrix
Post by Per
Bad Per!!!
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/47410/JillRasco//Sanitarium2006_049.jpg
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Incantatrix
2006-10-28 19:02:13 UTC
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Post by Per
Post by Incantatrix
Post by Per
Post by Steve Leyland
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
this made I laugh, nice one.
BTW are you still DJing?
Yes.
http://www.myspace.com/djper
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/91073/church%20pictures/TCP_45978.jpg
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/82526/church%20pictures/TCP_80228.jpg
My hair is not red tho. Special effects or something.
blood dripping from your skull !
what happened?
Red light. [district]
heh
still interested in buying my 7inches?
(joy division, new order, red lorry yellow lorry, delta 5, die matrosen, stuff from 99 label, ...)
Post by Per
Post by Incantatrix
Post by Per
Bad Per!!!
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/47410/JillRasco//Sanitarium2006_049.jpg
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mhm 35x6
smeeter 37(?)
wsd40

we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars
wilde
Per
2006-10-28 21:00:17 UTC
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Post by Incantatrix
Post by Per
Post by Incantatrix
Post by Per
Post by Steve Leyland
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
this made I laugh, nice one.
BTW are you still DJing?
Yes.
http://www.myspace.com/djper
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/91073/church%20pictures/TCP_45978.jpg
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/82526/church%20pictures/TCP_80228.jpg
My hair is not red tho. Special effects or something.
blood dripping from your skull !
what happened?
Red light. [district]
heh
still interested in buying my 7inches?
(joy division, new order, red lorry yellow lorry, delta 5, die matrosen, stuff from 99 label, ...)
I sent you an email.
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Tim Weaver
2006-10-28 21:08:15 UTC
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Post by Per
Post by Incantatrix
Post by Per
Post by Steve Leyland
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't
"Per" This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't
work out.
: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
this made I laugh, nice one.
BTW are you still DJing?
Yes.
http://www.myspace.com/djper
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/91073
/church%20pictures/TCP_45978.jpg
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/82526
/church%20pictures/TCP_80228.jpg My hair is not red tho. Special
effects or something.
blood dripping from your skull ! what happened? Red light.
[district]
heh
still interested in buying my 7inches?
(joy division, new order, red lorry yellow lorry, delta 5, die
matrosen, stuff from 99 label, ...)
I sent you an email.
I didn't get it.
--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.
Incantatrix
2006-10-30 14:26:32 UTC
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Post by Per
Post by Incantatrix
Post by Per
Post by Incantatrix
Post by Per
Post by Steve Leyland
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: http://youtu.be/6Ve21XwzXqs
this made I laugh, nice one.
BTW are you still DJing?
Yes.
http://www.myspace.com/djper
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/91073/church%20pictures/TCP_45978.jpg
http://www.thechurchpictures.com/viewer/savepic.php?l=eventpics/82526/church%20pictures/TCP_80228.jpg
My hair is not red tho. Special effects or something.
blood dripping from your skull !
what happened?
Red light. [district]
heh
still interested in buying my 7inches?
(joy division, new order, red lorry yellow lorry, delta 5, die matrosen, stuff from 99 label, ...)
I sent you an email.
didn't get it :( are you sure you have sent it to the right address?
incantatrixatpandoradotbe
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mhm 35x6
smeeter 37(?)
wsd40

we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars
wilde

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