Merry Christmas, Trolls. A Song for You.

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Wavy G

2007-12-24 08:14:29 UTC

Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Don we now our crafty flame-bait
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Troll them into some lame debate
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l

See the flaming kooks before us
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Try to troll, but really bore us
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Follow me into their newsgroup
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Watch them take months to recoup
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l

Come all ye Usenet go-getters
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
With ascii sigs and phoney headers
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Flame their group back to the stoneage
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l

Be the first in some crank's killfile
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Keep cascading all the while
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Rob them of their precious bandwidth
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l

Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Fool the newbie lads and lasses
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Compose a troll post; make us proud
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Then sit back and laugh out loud
L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO - LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!

Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
night.

Love,
Wavy G
--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.

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Sharon B

2007-12-24 10:24:11 UTC

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Post by Wavy G
Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Don we now our crafty flame-bait
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Troll them into some lame debate
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
See the flaming kooks before us
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Try to troll, but really bore us
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Follow me into their newsgroup
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Watch them take months to recoup
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Come all ye Usenet go-getters
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
With ascii sigs and phoney headers
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Flame their group back to the stoneage
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Be the first in some crank's killfile
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Keep cascading all the while
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Rob them of their precious bandwidth
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Fool the newbie lads and lasses
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Compose a troll post; make us proud
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Then sit back and laugh out loud
L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO - LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!
Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
night.

Tim Weaver

2007-12-24 16:27:09 UTC

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This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

Wavy G

2007-12-24 19:53:34 UTC

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Post by Tim Weaver

This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

Thanks, Tim Weaver.

Oh, and PS: I accidentally deleted won of your threads. I'm sorry. I
had you mixed up with another Tim (not mentioning which won). A
thousand apologies, to you, during this, the season of perpetual
forgiveness. I love you.
--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.

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* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
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Tim Weaver

2007-12-25 03:53:11 UTC

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Post by Wavy G

Post by Tim Weaver

This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

A deleted thread is no fret to me. Rest easy.

Post by Wavy G
I love you.

I have seen your MySpace (shame on you) page. I'm 100% sure I don't love
you, but you are quite entertaining with your words and prose. I can't say
I love you, but I ~like~ you. A lot. I LIKE you, Wavy. I LIKE you!

(as long as there is no sexual contact)

--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

Wavy G

2007-12-27 00:46:37 UTC

This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

A deleted thread is no fret to me. Rest easy.

Post by Wavy G
I love you.

Which part did you like best? (I wrote that stuff on my page about
three years ago, so most of it is outdated. I did it mostly as a slam
against my friends who were all jumping left and right onto the
"Myspace" bandwagon. I felt they deserved some mocking, but my campaign
kind of quietly went nowhere, since nobody ever seemed to see the
ridiculousness of "MySpace" but me.)
--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.

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* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
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*****************************************

Tim Weaver

2007-12-27 00:51:33 UTC

Post by Wavy G
Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Don we now our crafty flame-bait
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Troll them into some lame debate
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
See the flaming kooks before us
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Try to troll, but really bore us
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Follow me into their newsgroup
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Watch them take months to recoup
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Come all ye Usenet go-getters
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
With ascii sigs and phoney headers
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Flame their group back to the stoneage
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Be the first in some crank's killfile
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Keep cascading all the while
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Rob them of their precious bandwidth
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Fool the newbie lads and lasses
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Compose a troll post; make us proud
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Then sit back and laugh out loud
L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO -
LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!
Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
night.

This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

A deleted thread is no fret to me. Rest easy.

Post by Wavy G
I love you.

I have seen your MySpace (shame on you) page. I'm 100% sure I don't
love you, but you are quite entertaining with your words and prose. I
can't say I love you, but I ~like~ you. A lot. I LIKE you, Wavy. I
LIKE you!

No favorite item. It's all interesting. Also of interest, is Mr. Hole's
picture. Very representative. He too, can write some bizarre stuff. I
need to visit a.t.f-s again.

(if he still posts there) It was sort of barren last time I went.

--
Tim Weaver

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

Wavy G

2007-12-28 01:38:42 UTC

Post by Wavy G
Deck the newsgroups with lots of trolling
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Laughin my ass off on the floor, rolling
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Don we now our crafty flame-bait
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Troll them into some lame debate
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
See the flaming kooks before us
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Try to troll, but really bore us
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Follow me into their newsgroup
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Watch them take months to recoup
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Come all ye Usenet go-getters
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
With ascii sigs and phoney headers
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Claiming "Spank" and lots of "pwnage"
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Flame their group back to the stoneage
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Be the first in some crank's killfile
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Keep cascading all the while
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Rob them of their precious bandwidth
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Get netcopped and then plead the fifth
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Kick the ancient oldbies' asses
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Fool the newbie lads and lasses
l - o - l - o - l - o - l - o - l
Compose a troll post; make us proud
l - o - l l - o - l l - o - l
Then sit back and laugh out loud
L - O - L - O - LLLL - OOO - LLLLL - OOOOOO -
LLLLLLLLL!!!!11!1!!!!1!
Merry Christmas, to all trolls. And to all trolls a (*yawn*) good
night.

This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

A deleted thread is no fret to me. Rest easy.

Post by Wavy G
I love you.

I have seen your MySpace (shame on you) page. I'm 100% sure I don't
love you, but you are quite entertaining with your words and prose. I
can't say I love you, but I ~like~ you. A lot. I LIKE you, Wavy. I
LIKE you!

No favorite item. It's all interesting. Also of interest, is Mr. Hole's
picture. Very representative. He too, can write some bizarre stuff. I
need to visit a.t.f-s again.
(if he still posts there) It was sort of barren last time I went.

Mr. Hole does not post any more (that I know of). Last few times I did
hear from him, it is just as weird as when he was posting regularly. So,
now I guess it's just like Hole in small doses, which is okay by me.
--
"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.

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* Wavy G *
* mail me at: *
* godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com *
* *
* *
*****************************************

Steven Sullivan

2007-12-25 05:24:17 UTC

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Post by Tim Weaver
This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
assholes, is how easily amused they are.

___
-S
"As human beings, we understand the world through simile, analogy,
metaphor, narrative and, sometimes, claymation." - B. Mason

DrBukkake

2007-12-25 23:05:17 UTC

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Post by Steven Sullivan

Post by Tim Weaver
This is truly fantastic work. It is to be inspired.

More proof that trolls are emotionally retarded
assholes, is how easily amused they are.

lol :)