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Boring hoax
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ABZ
2004-08-02 13:47:50 UTC
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Would someone, please, come up with an iron clad proof, that this is
just a boring hoax? It's been running for too long now, and I would
really like to stamp out this junk once and for all.

"Count Dracula cerea" - come on!

- ABZ

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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have
gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that
young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture
leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through
counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of
Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable
to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the
occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol. (Haha den er specielt god. Hvis man drikker er man
Goth - 100 % hehe)

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light
of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at
your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives
within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into
your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church
Paul's penis is Hell, boy.
2004-08-02 21:53:49 UTC
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Post by ABZ
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
yeah, because there's only a billion hindus and buddhists.

talk about your fringe subcultures.

oh snap

"philosophy"

what the fuck does this mean? having any belief or mere contemplation
that strays from the bible?

-paul, no sig due to reformat and lazy
Bryce
2004-08-03 15:35:18 UTC
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On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:53:49 -0400, "Paul's penis is Hell, boy."
Post by ABZ
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
What, no Kabbalah? I thought that was the religion of choice these
days?

--
now with more cowbell
Crudbreeder
2004-08-03 20:24:50 UTC
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Post by Bryce
On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:53:49 -0400, "Paul's penis is Hell, boy."
Post by ABZ
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
What, no Kabbalah? I thought that was the religion of choice these
days?
"-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports."

I don't think you could accuse a kabbalist of a declining interest in
the bible or prayer at least.

--
np: The Haters - Breakthrough 7"
Paul's penis is Hell, boy.
2004-08-03 21:54:18 UTC
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Post by Crudbreeder
Post by Bryce
Post by ABZ
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
What, no Kabbalah? I thought that was the religion of choice these
days?
"-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports."
I don't think you could accuse a kabbalist of a declining interest in
the bible or prayer at least.
ah, but jews aren't as good as regular people, obviously </glaring sarcasm>

-paul
Bryce
2004-08-04 15:56:38 UTC
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On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 22:24:50 +0200, Crudbreeder
Post by Crudbreeder
Post by Bryce
On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:53:49 -0400, "Paul's penis is Hell, boy."
Post by ABZ
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
What, no Kabbalah? I thought that was the religion of choice these
days?
"-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports."
I don't think you could accuse a kabbalist of a declining interest in
the bible or prayer at least.
From: http://www.kabbalah.com/kabbalah/what.html

What is Kabbalah?
Imagine if there was a miraculous source of power so profound, so
powerful, it could totally heal and transform your life and genuinely
change our world for the good -- forever!

[end quote]

Sounds a lot like Scientology to me, which was included in the OP's
list.

--
now with more cowbell
Crudbreeder
2004-08-04 19:53:04 UTC
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Post by Bryce
On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 22:24:50 +0200, Crudbreeder
Post by Crudbreeder
Post by Bryce
On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:53:49 -0400, "Paul's penis is Hell, boy."
Post by ABZ
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
What, no Kabbalah? I thought that was the religion of choice these
days?
"-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports."
I don't think you could accuse a kabbalist of a declining interest in
the bible or prayer at least.
From: http://www.kabbalah.com/kabbalah/what.html
What is Kabbalah?
Imagine if there was a miraculous source of power so profound, so
powerful, it could totally heal and transform your life and genuinely
change our world for the good -- forever!
[end quote]
Sounds a lot like Scientology to me, which was included in the OP's
list.
Ah, instant kabbalah, how American.
They seem to have left out all that suspicious jewish mumbojombo as
well.

Bryce
2004-08-03 15:34:05 UTC
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On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 15:47:50 +0200, ABZ
Post by ABZ
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
hey! I went to elementary school at St. Mary's, in beautiful Ponca
City, OK.

Man, those nuns would beat the shit out of you! I still cringe
remembering it!

--
now with more cowbell
Fallen Templar
2004-08-04 05:41:18 UTC
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Post by Bryce
Man, those nuns would beat the shit out of you! I still cringe
remembering it!
Sounds like you need a good nunsploitation movie for catharsis!
http://www.nunsploitation.net
--
Designated poster for www.nunsploitation.net
"You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts."
--Voltaire
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